HOLY SHIT STOP THE PRESSES

the day has finally come my brothers!

the alien scum has perished at the hands of my warrior’s will!

the victory tastes like…like i just…want to…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFnD3uwKHag

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!

I CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING SINGING RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.

AUGH.

NO.

THIS CAN’T BE.

I TRIED.

FORGIVE ME, YOUR LEADER. I HAVE FAILED YOU.

JOHN STOP FUCKING SINGING GOD DAMN IT YOU’RE ON MIC.

PICTURES ARE HAPPENING LIKE RIGHT NOW.

Tagged: ask karkat karkat vantas john egbert homestuck

Source: h0stel

11th November 2011

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SORRY

COMPLETELY OOC CURRENTLY

[i have been swamped with school work and astronomical fiascos on campus that have made me live karkat rage at a professor so uh

potentially end of this weekend the bet will show fruit and the turnout will come up

i will also answer any unanswered questions in my ask box which is like only maybe ten questions and ill get back to posting and whatever again and open that ask box and gtfo like a bat out of hell

also partially because i have work and im recovering from the recent update how am i supposed to feel all these feelings]

Tagged: homestuck ask karkat eoa 6

8th November 2011

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I ACTUALLY AM NOT ENTIRELY SURE HOW TO ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS WITHOUT GETTING INTO TROLL BIOLOGY, AND I’M PRETTY SURE YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND EVEN IF I PUT IT IN YOUR MISERABLE LANGUAGE.

ACTUALLY, I CAN ANSWER THE FIRST ONE, WE’RE ON A METEORITE IN AN ABANDONED FACILITY, THERE’S PROBABLY VENTS [YES, YES THERE ARE.] AND SOME SORT OF CIRCULATION SYSTEM, DUMPBUTT.

GOD THIS NOT SWEARING THING IS REALLY ANNOYING.

7th November 2011

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ASK WILL BE OPENED

LATER ON TODAY

I PROMISE

ALSO THERE HAVE BEEN A NUMBER OF PEOPLE TALKING TO ME ON TROLLIAN AND TRYING TO BREAK ME AND SOME ARE CLEVER LITTLE BUTTHATS.

I AM NOT GOING TO FAIL, MAGGOTS.

CLEARLY YOU NEED SOME MOTIVATION TO SUPPORT ME.

HERE IS MY RENDITION OF JOHN IN A DRESS

MAKE IT A REALITY, HE CAN’T RESIST SINGING THAT SONG PEOPLE

THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS, YOUR LEADER IN THIS BET OF MEN

SUPPORT YOUR MAKER, HUMANS

Tagged: karkat vantas john egbert ask karkat homestuck

5th November 2011

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askggharley:

((OOC: first thing i do when making an ask jade? Draw karkat! Haha so okay i was roleplaying with askkarkatshit and h0stel as jade (a quite nosy annoying jade who im sorry you had to put up with hehe) i think their challenge thing is hilarious so i drew this for it. I hope you guys dont mind if I keep roleplaying with you! :) ))

SWEET JESUS. IS THAT. IS THAT ME. WHAT EVEN.

~~[OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU.~~ lol dude you were pretty spot on, it’s cool. I AM SERIOUS IT IS INCREDIBLY HARD TO NOT SWEAR WHEN IT’S BECOME SO MUCH OF MY VOCABULARY ALREADY. i honestly am not sure how much more i can take when i’m karkatting at things, i am going to slip i know it]

Tagged: ask karkat jade harley karkat vantas askggharley

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IT’S ALREADY COLD AND MISERABLE OUTSIDE, WHY WOULD YOU THINK THIS WOULD MAKE ME MORE AMIABLE

~~BESIDES I’M ALONE WHAT GOOD WILL THIS DO~~

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I DO NOT HAVE ANY SORT OF RED RELATIONS WITH ANY HUMANS AND YOU SHOULDN’T EITHER.

I WILL HELP YOU WITH YOUR SELF ESTEEM AS MUCH AS RUFIO DOES BUT I HIGHLY DOUBT YOUR THINKPAN IS CAPABLE OF GRASPING THAT CONCEPT THAT THE HUMANS AREN’T EVEN PHYSICALLY COMPATIBLE, SO THE FACT YOU’RE ATTEMPTING SOME SORT OF RELATION WITH ONE OF THE HUMANS MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

TAVROS

GO TO YOUR ROOM, TOO.

Tagged: homestuck ask karkat karkat vantas tavros nitram

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miraculoustang:

because i had to

beautiful! :B

I DON’T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THIS

OH MY SWEET MOTHER GRUB I CAN’T BREATHE.

I THINK I AM IN RED WITH YOU.

Tagged: homestuck ask karkat karkat vantas john egbert dave strider

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WAIT

LET ME LAUGH FOR YOU

HA HA HA

3rd November 2011

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askkarkatshit:

IT MUST BE IN PUBLIC.

YOU SAID SO

YOU SAID IT NEEDED TO BE IN PUBLIC, AND IT WILL BE NOW SO EVERYONE CAN KNOW WHO MESSES UP FIRST, AND IT WON’T BE ME. SUFFER EGBERT

LET ME RESPOND WITH ONE QUESTION YOU AWFUL EXCUSE FOR A CREATION.

HOW DO I?

no! no, don’t sing it without me!!! i can’t-

wait.

wait, what’s…?

yeah!!

yeah, look at that! my fellow humans, united as one to back their fellow man against the opposing alien forces!

yes! i think we all know what has to be done, mankind! we must combine our strength!

and help me keep a watchful eye on this dastardly creature!

((OOC: this is really our pesterchum names guys, feel free to pick a side and try and get us to break >:D ))

BRING IT, EGBERT

[jump into it if everyone feels like they think they can break either of the two, those are the john and karkat pesterchums we use. LOL. GO GO GO]

Tagged: homestuck ask karkat john egbert karkat vantas

Source: askkarkatshit

3rd November 2011

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WHY ARE SO MANY OF YOU BENT ON GETTING ME TO LOSE.

I AM YOUR LEADER

YOUR GOD IN SOME UNFORTUNATE CASES

SUPPORT ME FOR TROLLKIND

3rd November 2011

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